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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. Author Unknown

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. Author Unknown

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. Bill Vaughan

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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. Nicholas Negroponte

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. John F. Kennedy

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Isaac Asimov

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Edsger Dijkstra

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn. Steve Jobs

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. Clifford Stoll

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Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. Clifford Stoll

User, n.  The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” Dave Barry

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. Joseph Campbell

Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living. Nicholas Negroponte, Being Digital, 1995

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
David Dixon

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. JOSEPH CAMPBELL

R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.

C-3PO, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Now they can do all these magic things with computers. So you think you get to do something in a movie and you find out you don’t get to really do it. ANGELINA JOLIE, interview, May 23, 2003

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The human brain has about 100 billion neurons. With an estimated average of one thousand connections between each neuron and its neighbors, we have about 100 trillion connections, each capable of a simultaneous calculation … (but) only 200 calculations per second…. With 100 trillion connections, each computing at 200 calculations per second, we get 20 million billion calculations per second. This is a conservatively high estimate…. In 1997, $2,000 of neural computer chips using only modest parallel processing could perform around 2 billion calculations per second…. This capacity will double every twelve months. Thus by the year 2020, it will have doubled about twenty-three times, resulting in a speed of about 20 million billion neural connection calculations per second, which is equal to the human brain. RAY KURZWEIL, The Age of Spiritual Machines

Considering what human beings do and have done to human beings (and to other living things as well) … I can never imagine what the devil people think computers can add to the horrors. ISAAC ASIMOV, The Beginning and the End

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask – when will we get a road to our village. Thabo Mbeki

The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organisation and participation in a meaningful society. Noam Chomsky

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding. Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water. Nicholas Negroponte

People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They’re wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster. Adam Osborne

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains. Jeff Hawkins

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Computers, huh?  I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes…. I don’t know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.  ~From the television show King of Queens, spoken by the character Doug Heffernan

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. John Pierce

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Hardware:  where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is.  Software:  where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is. Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

But they are useless.  They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso, about computers

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Author Unknown

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There is a popular cliché … which says that you cannot get out of computers any more than you put in. Other versions are that computers only do exactly what you tell them to, and that therefore computers are never creative. The cliché is true only in the crashingly trivial sense, the same sense in which Shakespeare never wrote anything except what his first schoolteacher taught him to write–words. RICHARD DAWKINS

Your computer is a backup of your soul, a multi-layered, menu-driven representation of who you are, who you care about, and how you sin. MICHAEL MARSHALL

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history–with the possible exceptions of hand guns and tequila. MITCH RATLIFFE

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don’t add up. EVAN ESAR



Run for your lives–the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines leak into every corner of our lives, they will annoy us, infuriate us, and even kill a few of us. In turn, we will be tempted to kill our computers, but we won’t dare because we are already utterly, irreversibly dependent on these hopeful monsters that make modern life possible. ALAN COOPER

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The most compelling reason for most people to buy a computer for the home will be to link it to a nationwide communications network. We’re just in the beginning stages of what will be a truly remarkable breakthrough for most people – as remarkable as the telephone. Steve Jobs

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. Joseph Campbell

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. Sydney J. Harris

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’ Elayne Boosler

Your computer needn’t be the first thing your see in the morning and the last thing you see at night. Simon Mainwaring

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As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke.  It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. Scott Adams (“Dogbert”)

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done. Scott Adams

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Database:  the information you lose when your memory crashes. Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Mitch Ratcliffe

Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse? Author Unknown

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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, “My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.” ALAN TURING

Chess is one thing, but if we get to the point computers can best humans in the arts–those splendid, millennia-old expressions of the heart and soul of human existence–then why bother existing? to produce human art a computer would have to find, feel, absorb reality to the point it is overcome, to the point it sobs for release. A computer perhaps could replicate every possibility but could never transfer the energy art requires to exist in the first place. JASON LEE MILLER

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One of the best things to come out of the home computer revolution could be the general and widespread understanding of how severely limited logic really is. FRANK HERBERT

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. PABLO PICASSO

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. JOHN F. KENNEDY

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What I try to do is factor in how people use computers, what people’s problems are, and how these technologies can get applied to those problems. Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information. John Warnock

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ‘The computer is down.’ Norman Ralph Augustine

When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night. Marissa Mayer

Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs. Seth Lloyd

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The new information technology… Internet and e-mail… have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. Peter Drucker

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Andy Rooney

Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand. Issey Miyake

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. Andy Rooney

Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it. Author Unknown

Hardware:  the parts of a computer that can be kicked. Jeff Pesis

I haven’t lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.  Author Unknown

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. Author Unknown

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The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. EVAN ESAR

Computers creating art is an upsetting concept mostly because of what it means about humans. JASON LEE MILLER

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven’t thought up questions. PETER USTINOV

To our human minds, computers behave less like rocks and trees than they do like humans, so we unconsciously treat them like people…. In other words, humans have special instincts that tell them how to behave around other sentient beings, and as soon as any object exhibits sufficient cognitive function, those instincts kick in and we react as though we were interacting with another sentient human being. ALAN COOPER

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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. Arthur C. Clarke

We’re entering a new world in which data may be more important than software. Tim O’Reilly

Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society. Kent Conrad

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. Andy Rooney

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Spreadsheet:  a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat “what if?” questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.  One of Murphy’s Laws of Technology

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. Author Unknown

Jesus saves!  The rest of us better make backups. Author Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.  John F. Kennedy

RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Author Unknown