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In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that’s what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he? Kristin Davis

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? Judy Tenuta

I enjoy dating married men because they don’t want anything kinky – like breakfast. Joni Rodgers

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species. Bumper Sticker

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1. In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. Veronica Roth

I won’t say if I’m single  or dating or married or divorced. There’s boundaries.  Tyra Banks

2. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. Stevie Nicks

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain. Mae West

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule. Jennifer Love Hewitt

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What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine. James Lafferty

I didn’t want to be short. I’ve tried to pretend that being a short guy didn’t matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women. Mickey Rooney

I’m quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That’s been my approach, for the most part. Orlando Bloom

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. Wayne Dyer

If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Jennifer Lopez

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. Pink

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I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling

Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage  because you’re trying to save money for when you split up your property. Dave Barry

This is my last year to fool around. Then I’m going to settle down and marry a rock star. from the 1986 movie Modern Girls

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman

A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. Susan Healy

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If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. Carmen Electra

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. Matthew Perry

If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Jennifer Lopez

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I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. Richard Gere

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me. John Mayer

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams

You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick. Heather Locklear

My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’. Alicia Silverstone

If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. Orson Welles

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That’s all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die. William Butler Yeats

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. Vanessa Hudgens

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I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Leonardo DiCaprio

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop

I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. Richard Gere

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. Anna Kournikova

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word ‘you’ and I just put the letter ‘u’. Kelly Osbourne

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. Betty Dodson

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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. Joyce Brothers

I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway. Wale

Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do. Anna Held

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling

It’s ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with. Dax Shepard

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It’s about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there? Neil LaBute

My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn’t worry about being cool. Selena Gomez

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To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads. Foxy Brown

I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. Jason Schwartzman

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. Jenny McCarthy

I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Lena Dunham

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It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. Soren Kierkegaard

I’m currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it’s all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl. Krysten Ritter

Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince – so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he’s no Prince Charming! Anne Hathaway

Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?’ Rita Rudner

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word ‘YOU’ and I just put the letter ‘U’. Kelly Osbourne

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them. Francesca Annis

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Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. Rashida Jones

My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. I’m not dating just one person. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. Lindsay Lohan

I have an urge to communicate. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much. Drake

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.Zac Efron

Dating has taught me what I want and don’t want, who I am, and who I want to be. Jennifer Love Hewitt

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You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. Stevie Nicks

I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend. Taylor Swift

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Honore de Balzac

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams

Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Brooke Burke

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Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about. Tina Fey

Dating is different when you get older. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. Toni Braxton

If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I’m with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you’re supposed to have a role. You’re not allowed to just be yourself. Candace Bushnell

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn’t go out with. Garry Shandling

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Ben Kingsley

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. Maya Angelou

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. Jack Nicholson