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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. Bethenny Frankel

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. Jackie Gleason

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. Hermione Gingold

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass. Margaret Cho

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. Woody Allen

Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. English proverb

Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket. Author unknown

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Author unknown

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

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Calories from protein affect your brain, your appetite control center, so you are more satiated and satisfied. Mark Hyman

A safe and nutritionally adequate diet is a basic individual right and an essential condition for sustainable development, especially in developing countries. Gro Harlem Brundtland

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat. Bruce Barton

I believe that parents need to make nutrition education a priority in their home environment. It’s crucial for good health and longevity to instill in your children sound eating habits from an early age. Cat Cora

I don’t go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack. Vanessa Hudgens

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I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters

It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr

Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers. Unknown

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Unknown

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. William Gilmore Beymer

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The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Author unknown

Thou shouldst eat to live, not live to eat.  Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Author unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. Mary Tyler Moore

I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. Laurie Halse Anderson

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The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. Jack LaLanne

Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. Jennifer Aniston

The very fact that we are having a national conversation about what we should eat, that we are struggling with the question about what the best diet is, is symptomatic of how far we have strayed from the natural conditions that gave rise to our species, from the simple act of eating real, whole, fresh food. Mark Hyman

High-quality food is better for your health. Michael Pollan

What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell

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I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! Unknown

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. Unknown

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Unknown

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. Unknown

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. Dan Bennett

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. Stephen Phillips

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney

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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. Stephen Phillips

It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.  Jean Kerr, “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall,” The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Author unknown

Food is fuel, not therapy. Author unknown

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the “I still have more to go” crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!  Jillian Michaels

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

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Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. Giada De Laurentiis

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Jack LaLanne

And let’s be clear: It’s not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren’t healthy. It’s also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy. Michelle Obama

Don’t compare yourself with someone else’s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. Caroline Rhea

I’m nutty for nutrition. I’ve become one of those people who can’t stop talking about the connection between food and health. Now that I know how much changing what you eat can transform your life, I can’t stop proselytizing. Robin Quivers

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. Tony Robbins

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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.”

— English Proverb

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Tom Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket. Unknown

When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. Woody Allen

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If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. Elmer Rice

I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me! Author unknown

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.  Mae West

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days.  Totie Fields

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. Author unknown

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Author unknown

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. Author unknown

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Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise. Linford Christie

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr

I don’t eat junk foods and I don’t think junk thoughts. Peace Pilgrim

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar. Cameron Diaz

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it. Ed Koch

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You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. Ed Bluestone

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.Garfield (Jim Davis)

The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Unknown

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn’t taste that bad. Janette Barber

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. Jean Kerr

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting. William Powell

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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books — how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. Author unknown

Eating crappy food isn’t a reward, it’s a punishment. Drew Carey

Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels. Author unknown

I used to drink tons of caffeine. Now I make smoothies with frozen berries and Green Vibrance health powder. Leighton Meester

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So, when it comes to eating healthy, it’s just doing the right thing. And it’s not something you have to do 365 days a year, but I think it’s something you have to do 25 days a month. Let’s put it that way. Mike Ditka

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. Dolly Parton

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease. Alexander Pope

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. Joan Rivers

As I mentioned previously, the tools that allow for optimum health are diet and exercise. Bill Toomey