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Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!- Jeffrey Gitomer

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.-Thomas Eddison

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.- Steve Martin

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?- George Carlin

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.-Jack London

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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.- Fred Allen

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?- Steven Wright

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones

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If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.- Jules Renard

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.- Henny Youngman

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

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Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.- Charles Schulz

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.- Brian Vaszily

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Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.- Anonymous

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.- Helen Rowland

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.- Ethel Barrymore

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If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.-Donald Trump

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.-Kyle Chandler

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.-Albert Einstein

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.-A.A. Milne

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A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.-Unknown

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.-Will Rogers

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.-Mark Twain

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.-Bill Copeland

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.- Ellen Degeneres

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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.- Frank Zappa

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.- Winston Churchill

Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.- Zig Ziglar

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.- Will Rogers

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain

When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’- Sydney Harris

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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.- Yogi Berra

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.- Oscar Wilde

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.- Henny Youngman

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.- Zig Ziglar

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Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
– Brian Vaszily

God is dead – Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. – God

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.- Unknown

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.- Unknown

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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.-Tom Lehrer

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.-Isaac Asimov

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.-Truman Capote

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.-Zig Ziglar

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.-Dalai Lama

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’-Sydney Harris

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.-Lily Tomlin

Well-behaved women seldom make history.-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.-Marie Osmond

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.-Roger Staubach

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One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.- Franklin P. Jones

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick.- Henri Matisse

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.- La Rochefoucald

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.- Elvis Presley

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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.- Will Rogers

If you’re going through hell, keep going.- Winston Churchill

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.- Dolly Parton

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.- Sam Levenson

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.- Will Rogers

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.- Galileo Galilei

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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.- Unknown

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.- Charles Schulz

None of us is as dumb as all of us.- Unknown

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.- Alexander Woollcott

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in.- Unknown

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I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.- William Mauldin

If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.- Brian Vaszily

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.- Unknown

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.- Dale Carnegie

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. – Voltaire Do be do be do.- Frank Sinatra

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Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.-Unknown

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.- Louis C.K.

Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.- Danny Kaye

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.- Tom Hirshfield

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.- Bill Watterson

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If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.- Frank Zappa

If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.- Unknown

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.-Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.-Voltaire

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.-Benjamin Franklin

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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.- Dwight Eisenhower

A good time for laughing is when you can.- Jessamyn West

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.- Chuck Reid

Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.- Jason Love ‏@jasonlovetwit

It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.- Anonymous

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.- Jeph Jacques

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Laughter is a weapon of mass construction.- Kat Caverly

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.- Jack London

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous- Albert Einstein

There is a dearth of mirth on the earth.- Bill Nelson

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Follow your dreams, except for the one where you’re naked in church.- Rev. David Ault

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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.- Josh Billings

Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.-Unknown

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.-Charles Schulz

Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.-Napoleon Hill

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.- Richard Bach

I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.- Cassandra Duffy

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